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englishman49, Redruth, United Kingdom
Username:
englishman49
Gender:
Man
Location:
Redruth, United Kingdom
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Ohh and one thing, if i've viewed your profile and winked, voted, or waved me bits around on your page, well whatever they do round here, then you can take that as a carte blanche to write me an email as it already indicates that I like you, so feel confidant that you can email me, as all of them will be answered.
But if your one of those bloody scammers, or webcam tarts that prey on these sites trying to get card details, then move on you'll get nothing here matey. (wagging finger for emphasis)

Golden rule, do not ask for money over the internet you will be refused you must be employed and prepared to make your own way to this country on your own money, if you want to come and live with me, this rule is designed to weed out the time wasters and the scammers, genuine woman can ignore this statement about scammers.

Anyway, now on to the nitty gritty, or the good stuff, it all depends if you like what you read lol
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One phrase can sum up in a nutshell how I like to conduct my relationships with women :- "It seemed like a good idea at the time."...ohhh damm noooo wrong one, that's the one when it's all over lol....Ahhh here we go the real one.... "If you're not happy then I'm not happy." and I don't like being unhappy, (it kinda spoils my whole day, well, until I get down the pub lol.)
I would describe myself as more of a listener rather than a talker, (that's because it's easier to listen while your drinking from a pint glass lol.)
I'm happy sorting out other peoples problems while keeping mine to myself and not bothering other people with them, to get me to admit to a problem is like getting blood out of a stone...(or is that a tax rebate from the inland revenue?? lol.)
Above all I love comedy, and only get serious if it really warrants it, Red Dwarf... Blackadder...Only fools and horses are just the tip of a verrryyy large iceberg of my favs.
I'm a kind loving type of guy who would like to treat you as the goddess you are, (I'm all for getting down and worshiping lol) only physically and mentally though, women seeking a rich guy or a sugar daddy move on down the line please and exit stage left, then cross the street, catch a bus to the next town, go into the wine bar and hit on some bankers (if you do feel the need you may replace that b with a w .)
I absolutley hate mind games, power plays or the very worst ultimatums, (This only because I get confused and get a headache and then I have to lie down in a darkend room and have a rub down with a damp copy of playboy) ultimatums will end a relationship faster than Nick Clegg running to the toilet after kissing Camerons arse. Other things like trying to make one another jealous,or, for instance, if you say no to something, then I will take that as no and never broach the subject again, (usually because my brain cell has moved onto something else and I can't remember) so if you were secretly hoping I'd convince you to say yes, then you'ld be out of luck so make sure your descions are well thought through and no means no etc. (or just bribe me, or seduce me, thats usually enough to cause a one eighty turn around.)
I consider myself to be great life partner material. (basically because I'm to lazy to have an affair, it seems like to much hard work if you ask me lol...and besides I'm terrible with names)
I'm an immensly supportive type of guy, ( I can hold you up for hours lol) if you want to do something and we have disscussed it through, ie all the pros and cons, (or, more likely, you've put your foot down with a firm hand and told me we're doing it) then I will be behind you and help you 100 per cent...hell who knows I might even learn something as well lol.
Uhh that's about it for now in this section, anything else you want to know email me and we can chat...just as friends at first, just so there is no pressure and if it goes somewhere then great, if not then no worries
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Ok here's a section that's about you and what I'm looking for in you
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Uhhhmm... a woman... hair... legs... arms etc (I'm not being to picky here am I? lol.) Seriously though, the woman I am looking for must be open to being shown how fun life can be, your age means nothing to me or your looks, (well below eighteen is a no-no, I hear prison food is horrible)
So if your younger than me then let me lead you through the pitfalls of life and keep your life happy and keep you laughing (I find tickling usually works if humor doesn't....that or me falling down a manhole.)
If your older then you've done all that and got that t-shirt but I can still fall down a manhole to keep a smile on your face if needs be, or if your really ok and already laughing then you can cheer me up lol.
So lets chat as friends first and see how it goes, if it gets more serious, then great, if not then we can always just be friends. Just remember, it's who you are inside that matters and I can only find that out by chatting to you, so let's start chatting as friends and have a ball and see where the adventure takes us... up for a challange? then email me soon bye

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